Jonah Falcon’s penis is 9.5 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect. Alfred Kinsey found that the largest reported penis was a bit more than nine inches erect. Most men – about eighty-seven percent – are between five and seven inches. The average adult penis, according to the Kinsey Institute, measures just under six inches when erect. The Private Lives of Liza Minnelli (The Rainbow Ends Here) They looked, Jonah thought, to be in the presence of God. Pinned inside the toilet stall, pants scrunched around his ankles, he saw a new expression in the eyes of the boys. But Jonah didn’t run away or close his eyes. All he knew was that the silence and the staring boys made him want to burst out of the stall and run away. He was unaware that his organ was already longer, thicker and heavier than any owned by his class-mates’ fathers. Jonah did not know it was unusual for a ten-year-old boy to have an eight-inch penis. His classmates, as many as could wedge themselves around the perimeter of the stall, had hoisted themselves up to peer at what Jonah had exposed.
He looked up and saw fingers wrapped over the top of his stall. At first, he wondered if everyone had run away. Locker-room noises ricocheted outside as Jonah dropped his pants. Like many ten-year-olds, the boy was modest and decided to change into his swimsuit in a bathroom stall. When Jonah Falcon was in fifth grade, his class was allowed to use the school swimming pool.
